14 Signs You’re in an Irish Household

1) There’s a welcome mat outside the front door

We pride ourselves on our beannú and an Irish welcome starts before you’ve even come inside.

Welcome mat


2) You’re offered a cup of tea before you’ve even taken your coat off.

We may have a reputation for being big drinkers but 9 times out of 10 you’ll be offered a cup of tea before anything stronger in a typical Irish household. And not just you, whoever is in the house will be offered a cup every time the kettle is put on. Not thirsty? You’ll have to fight through at least three refusals before it’s accepted.



3) You’re not allowed in the front room unless you’re an important guest

Whether it’s the whole room or just the ‘good couch’ which is covered in plastic, it’s reserved for the finest of company, like say, the Pope.

clear plastic couch covers


4) The ‘good’ biscuits are for the visitors

For everyone else it’s either Lincoln or non-chocolate Digestives.



5) There’s at least one 30-something-year-old ‘child’ living there.

They’re called the boomerang generation and between returning from abroad, changing careers and going through break-ups, the kids never really leave.

30-something 'kid'


6) There are instructions on the washing machine

Usually ‘everything at 40 degrees’ or a sign taped to the immersion reminding the family to TURN IT OFF.

Washing Machine


7) There’s an abundance of sheets and towels in the hot press

Rarely are they thrown out in case there is a sudden stampede of guests.

Hot Press


8) Nobody will let the fire go out

Maybe it’s a hangover from pre-home heating days but you’ll notice the panic and speed with which another briquette is thrown on the dying embers of an Irish home fire.

Irish fire


9) There’s a rush to do laundry if the sun comes out

The first thing that pops into your head on a bright sunny day is that it’s ‘great drying weather’. It’s just the perfect time to wash the towels and sheets and pop them on the line. Dry sheets within a few hours, perfection!



10)  Dinner time is a BIG deal

Dinner is at a set time and everyone is painfully aware of this. If you’re out and about, you come back in time.

Family Dinner


11) The Big Shop

Once a week there will be a trip to the supermarket for the ‘big shop’. This will include, among many things, up to 4 litre of milk, Kerrygold butter, sausages, plenty of bread, the biggest available package of loo roll and giant bags of dog/cat food.

Shopping trolley


12) The radio is always on

Whether it’s people complaining on Joe Duffy or the familiar matriarchal voice of Marian Finucane’s voice on the weekend, there is always the faint dim of radio chat in the background.




13) There’s a mixture of pint glasses from the pub

It’s almost an initiation to be a proper Irish person. Quietly slipping an empty pint glass into your bag or hiding it inside your coat pocket on the way out. It doesn’t really feel like stealing, sure they have loads of them!

Beer glasses


14) The rolling pin or wooden spoon can be used as weapons

It’s not so much that they will be used, but it’s implied violence that could be dished out, usually by an angry mammy, unless the said task is done. Offer to clear the dinner table, do the dishes or pop the kettle on and you should be safe from harm.

Rolling pin